Why is it that.........
* you think you look so good you could be on the cover of playboy, only to get to where you're going , and then feel like you should be on the back page of a fashion mag, with the big black block across your face, and the big bad words DONT printed cruelly across your body?
*sports bras are only made for small people? when you're large you need about 3 on to keep you from hurting yourself (or others) during an aerobic exercise.
*sports bras make you look like you have a uni boob?
*you only see certain people when your hair is a mess & your mascara has left little black dots under your eyes?
*after leaving the potty you could have sworn you pulled up your zipper, and its not until after you've walked the whole building, that you notice its been down? (yes the whole damn time!)
*the moment you have road rage its to the person who ends up being in your building, parking right next to you, and is like THIS with your boss?
*you finally see that really good looking guy everyones been talking about, only to have food on your face?
Hope you enjoyed these! I cant sleep with this headache & stuffy nose & for some reason the first 3 came to mind.. and then the rest started flowing out :)
Can you add to the list? :)
*sports bras are only made for small people? when you're large you need about 3 on to keep you from hurting yourself (or others) during an aerobic exercise.
*sports bras make you look like you have a uni boob?
*you only see certain people when your hair is a mess & your mascara has left little black dots under your eyes?
*after leaving the potty you could have sworn you pulled up your zipper, and its not until after you've walked the whole building, that you notice its been down? (yes the whole damn time!)
*the moment you have road rage its to the person who ends up being in your building, parking right next to you, and is like THIS with your boss?
*you finally see that really good looking guy everyones been talking about, only to have food on your face?
Hope you enjoyed these! I cant sleep with this headache & stuffy nose & for some reason the first 3 came to mind.. and then the rest started flowing out :)
Can you add to the list? :)
posted by littlejj at
11:44 PM
2 Comments:
As a large breasted woman myself, I agree with the sports bra comments. Why can't they make a sports bra that doesn't make it look like we have ONE boob! And, holds everything in place???
Why is it that people drive slow in the fast/passing lane on the highway?????
Great list! :-)
Great list! That's why I try not to road rage because you never know who's in the other car!
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