Can you roll me down the hallway pleaze?

God... I feel sooo huge today! Very bloated from all this holiday indulgence! UGH. Last night I washed a pair of jeans that are a little bit baggy & threw them in the dryer today so that my tummy could be comfy & not squished ... well unfortunately, they were not dried all the way & this wasnt noticed until they were on. Didnt have time to run back downstairs & throw them back in the dryer since it was 10 to 9... very late! So knowing these jeans would be uncomfy-had to put them on anyway..with the belt so not to have plumbers crack hanging out... well let me tell you what a big mistake that was.

At about 9 or 10, off came the belt & the button came undone! Thank goodness Im wearing a long sweater!

Just feeling really gross today. Hopefully its just a little bloat & not total weight gain!